why are u here
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the trick to a good insult is sort of talking around it and making them think so that it hits harder when they realize what you’re talking about
“you look like the minotaur” -> whatever
“you look like you have a bull’s head” -> slightly funnier
“you look like you should be imprisoned in an underground labyrinth for the safety of crete” -> there we go
when cis people talk about my pre-trans self its he/him and my name. when i talk about my pre-trans self she’s a young girl and i killed her and dug her grave with my bare hands and one day i will lie down with her again and our bones will intertwine. you understand
i casked of amontilladoed her. sometimes i go down to the basement and lean against the last couple bricks missing from the wall and we share a drink. she was so, so tired, you know? and it’s very quiet down there, and she’s safe. the wine is very sweet.
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[Image ID: Tweet from a hungry mouth (@/ aHungryMouth) on 2023-03-18 reading: i am a simple man. when my possessions wear out i desire to merely replace them with the exact same thing. unfortunately every manufacturer considers this fucking illegal /End ID]
A 1969 swimming pool
shes a 10 but shes a 9 but shes a 8 but shes a 7 but shes a 6 but shes a 5 but shes a 4 but shes a 3 but shes a 2 but shes a 1 but shes a BLASTOFF 💥💥💥💥🚀KRSHHHHHHHHHHEEWWWWWWBRRRRRBRBRBRRBRBRBRRWWWWWWSHHHHHHHHBRRRRRRRBRRRRBRBR











